Melanie Martinez - Mrs. Potato Head

[00:10.88] If you weren't born with it [00:13.11] You can buy a couple ornaments [00:15.96] Just be sure to read the warning, kids [00:18.66] 'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it (Haha) [00:22.36] Sexual [00:23.82] Hey, girl, if you wanna feel sexual [00:26.55] You can always call up a professional [00:29.23] They stick pins in you, like a vegetable (Haha) [00:34.02] Kids forever, kids forever [00:36.74] Baby, soft skin turns into leather [00:39.60] Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic [00:42.50] No one will love you if you're unattractive [00:45.61] Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me [00:48.32] Is it true that pain is beauty? [00:51.43] Does a new face come with a warranty? [00:54.19] Will a pretty face make it better? [00:56.98] Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me [00:59.97] How did you afford her surgery? [01:02.75] Do you swear you'll stay forever? [01:05.20] Even if her face don't stay together? [01:10.84] (Even if her face don't stay together?) [01:15.42] [01:17.84] If you want a little more confidence [01:20.26] Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah, it's common sense [01:23.19] All you need's a couple more condiments [01:25.98] And a 100 thousand dollars for some compliments (Haha) [01:30.20] It's such a waste [01:31.69] When little girls grow into their mother's face [01:34.56] But little girls are learnin' how to cut and paste [01:37.34] And pucker up their lips until they suffocate (Haha) [01:41.89] Kids forever, kids forever [01:44.69] Baby, soft skin turns into leather [01:47.53] Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic [01:50.30] No one will love you if you're unattractive [01:53.36] Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me [01:56.09] Is it true that pain is beauty? [01:59.07] Does a new face come with a warranty? [02:02.09] Will a pretty face make it better? [02:04.64] Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me [02:07.50] How did you afford her surgery? [02:10.51] Do you swear you'll stay forever? [02:13.09] Even if her face don't stay together? [02:15.91] Stay forever, stay forever [02:18.62] Even if her face don't stay together [02:21.40] Stay forever, stay forever [02:24.43] Even if her face don't stay together [02:29.49] [02:38.55] Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me [02:41.50] Is it true that pain is beauty? [02:44.52] Does a new face come with a warranty? [02:47.12] Will a pretty face make it better? [02:50.05] Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me [02:52.82] How did you afford her surgery? [02:55.76] Do you swear you'll stay forever? [02:58.20] Even if her face don't stay together? [03:01.19] Stay forever, stay forever [03:03.85] Even if her face don't stay together [03:06.78] Stay forever, stay forever [03:09.59] Even if her face don't stay together [03:12.35] Stay forever, stay forever [03:15.04] Even if her face don't stay together [03:17.74] Stay forever, stay forever [03:20.64] Even if her face don't stay together [03:22.63]