Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Clyde

[00:24.66] Times New Roman you know the type [00:25.32] Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype [00:26.13] Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me [00:27.85] Line sinker now your lady wanna date me [00:30.70] Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink [00:33.01] Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink [00:35.74] Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link [00:38.01] Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink [00:40.55] Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit [00:42.82] Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick [00:45.37] How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job? [00:48.21] Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob [00:50.73] I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord [00:53.02] If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards" [00:56.03] That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay? [00:58.71] You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee [01:02.24] All in all you're just another dick with no balls [01:12.39] All in all you're just another dick with no balls [01:42.20] Mama said talk this out and resolve [01:44.28] Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve [01:46.58] Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool [01:49.35] Half with it half wit half finished high school [01:51.84] Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered [01:54.19] Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered [01:56.84] Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel [01:59.11] Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl? [02:01.69] Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare [02:03.75] Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care? [02:06.22] No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime [02:08.93] I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time [02:11.44] Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum [02:14.18] Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum [02:16.85] Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone [02:19.48] When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone [02:23.14] All in all you're just another dick with no balls [02:33.14] All in all you're just another dick with no balls [03:23.59] Right turn Clyde [03:33.19] Right turn Clyde [03:43.25] Right turn Clyde [03:53.44] [03:53.44] Right turn Clyde.