Bloodhound Gang - Magna Cum Nada

[00:48.27] Why try? I'm that guy [00:50.46] Holden Caulfield from Catcher In The Rye [00:52.47] Put away 'cause he wasn't all there [00:54.52] Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare [00:56.45] Me to him not a liver but wurst [00:58.43] Been much better off as a still birth [01:00.27] Big let down unparalleled [01:02.51] Like the last episode of Seinfeld [01:04.76] Or Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross [01:06.59] Pepsi Challenge took it lost [01:08.53] Just fizzed out with my wires crossed [01:10.60] Buttons pushed but never went off [01:12.85] Like Martha I will self-destruct [01:14.67] The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck [01:16.51] Just cursed as fuck with no such luck [01:18.79] My future plans include not much [01:20.97] Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me [01:25.39] Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me [01:28.61] Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me [01:32.70] Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be most likely to suck [02:19.43] Wanna be a Ghostbuster [02:22.10] First black President owner of Hustler [02:24.07] Got shot down like Larry Flynt [02:25.92] Felt like shit like a bowel movement [02:28.03] Have you seen my will to live? [02:29.95] Because I seem to have lost it [02:31.91] Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome [02:34.42] Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom [02:36.25] Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey [02:38.21] Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me [02:40.14] Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can [02:42.12] See the future in the palm of my hand [02:44.17] Psychic Friends Network loser [02:46.32] Large phone bill in my very near future [02:48.43] Dealt nothing and bluffing hard [02:50.42] Play poker with a joker and some Uno cards [02:52.43] Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me [02:56.11] Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me [03:00.25] Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be nothin' more than me [03:04.48] Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be most likely to suck [03:35.21] Most likely to suck [03:37.08] Most likely to suck [03:38.49] Most likely to suck [03:40.25] Most likely to suck [03:42.55] Most likely to suck [03:45.49]