Bloodhound Gang - Take The Long Way Home

[00:24.66] Did you ever read Voltaire's Candide? [00:26.55] He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed [00:28.63] Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase [00:30.48] Make it up as you go Keyser Soze [00:31.85] Highlights yes but don't underline 'em [00:34.77] Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem [00:36.64] Life is like Marion Berry [00:38.35] It's not all that it's cracked up to be [00:40.65] Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes [00:42.72] Find the meaning of life is there is none [00:43.94] It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day [00:46.54] Be Frank and say I did it My Way [00:48.39] Don't give a Flying Nun no don't give a Gidget [00:50.47] Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget [00:54.25] If life were picture perfect you could frame it [00:55.24] But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it [00:57.25] Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone [01:02.32] Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home [01:29.75] All born equal unless you're Canadian [01:32.04] Then halfway through decay like Uranium [01:33.75] You define what's death defying [01:35.86] Get the most out of life or at the least die trying [01:37.74] Are you Evil Knievel jumpin' a train? [01:39.75] Or runnin' with scissors like Frasier Crane? [01:41.87] Have really good times doin' really bad things [01:43.77] 'Cause the show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings [01:45.76] Like Elton John with his Candle In The Wind [01:48.04] It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him [01:49.93] But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper [01:52.17] Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker [01:53.94] Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' [01:56.23] Don't expect a bright light no just curtains [01:59.45] Life is like a penis most people don't know it [02:00.39] But most people suck so they usually blow it [02:02.16] Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone [02:10.92] Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home [02:42.16] Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone [02:47.81] Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home [02:53.05]