Josh Gad, Luke Evans, Ensemble - Beauty and the Beast - Gaston

[00:10.76] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston [00:13.75] Looking so down in the dumps [00:16.77] Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston [00:19.93] Even when taking your lumps [00:23.11] There's no man in town as admired as you [00:26.32] You're everyone's favourite guy [00:29.74] Everyone's awed and inspired by you [00:34.07] And it's not very hard to see why [00:41.63] No one's slick as Gaston [00:45.52] No one's quick as Gaston [00:47.23] No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's [00:50.62] For there's no man in town half as manly [00:54.48] Perfect, a pure paragon! [00:57.42] You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley [01:00.84] And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on [01:06.24] Who plays darts like Gaston [01:10.99] Who breaks hearts like Gaston [01:12.65] Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston [01:16.10] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating [01:20.34] My what a guy, that Gaston [01:23.59] I needed encouragement [01:25.28] Thank you, Lefou [01:26.59] Well there's no on as easy to bolster as you [01:31.69] Too much? Yep [01:35.20] No one fights like Gaston [01:39.53] Douses lights like Gaston [01:40.98] In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston [01:44.66] When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver [01:48.07] And beasts of the field say a prayer [01:51.41] First, I carefully aim for the liver [01:56.34] Then I shoot from behind [01:58.53] Is that fair? [01:59.17] I don't care [02:01.51] No one hits like Gaston [02:03.26] Matches wits like Gaston [02:04.99] In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston [02:08.74] I'm especially good at expectorating [02:12.39] Ptoooie [02:15.56] Ten points for Gaston [02:20.97] When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs [02:23.42] Every morning to help me get large [02:26.68] And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs [02:30.38] So I'm roughly the size of a barge! [02:37.99] Ooh [03:20.82] Who has brains like Gaston [03:22.90] Entertains like Gaston [03:24.72] Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston [03:30.90] I use antlers in all of my decorating [03:37.67] Say it again [03:40.32] Who's a man among men [03:43.53] Who's the super success [03:45.25] Don't you know, can't you guess? [03:46.91] Ask his fans and his five hangers-on [03:50.11] There's must one guy in town who's got all of it down [03:57.65] And his name's G A S T... [04:03.11] I believe there's another T [04:06.14] It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate [04:11.32] And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before [04:14.97] Gaston [04:20.71]