Frank Sinatra - Swinging On A Star

[00:14.14] Would you like to swing on a star [00:18.28] Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:22.14] And be better off than you are [00:26.68] Or would you rather be a mule? [00:35.44] A mule is an animal with long funny ears [00:39.24] He kicks up at anything he hears [00:43.09] His back is brawny and his brain is weak [00:46.89] He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak [00:50.45] And by the way, if you hate to go to school [00:54.14] You may grow up to be a mule [00:57.81] Or would you like to swing on a star [01:01.73] Carry moonbeams home in a jar [01:05.36] And be better off than you are [01:10.05] Or would you rather be a pig? [01:19.05] A pig is an animal with dirt on his face [01:22.70] His shoes are a terrible disgrace [01:26.26] He ain't got no manners when he eats his food [01:29.90] He's fat and lazy and extremely rude [01:33.79] But if you don't care a feather or a fig [01:37.76] You may grow up to be a pig [01:41.18] Or would you like to swing on a star [01:44.97] Carry moonbeams home in a jar [01:48.62] And be better off than you are [01:53.32] Or would you rather be a fish? [02:02.07] A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook [02:05.56] He can't write his name or read a book [02:09.25] And to fool the people is his only thought [02:12.86] Though he's slippery, he still gets caught [02:16.42] But then if that sort of life is what you wish [02:20.56] You may grow up to be a fish [02:23.58] And all the monkeys aren't in a zoo [02:27.46] Every day you meet quite a few [02:30.76] So you see it's all up to you [02:35.33] You can be better than you are [02:38.94] You could be swingin' on a star [02:48.30]